Type of girls to avoid:
Girls who laugh at men’s issues
Girls who are jealous and petty
Girls who think men have to be a certain way
Girls who viciously attack other people verbally
Girls who are narrow minded
Girls who think having a vagina gives them all the power
Girls who ridicule you for your interests
Girls who think Batman can beat Superman
Girls who try to define your masculinity
But…batman can and did beat superman…
accidentally forgetting your earbuds at home is like accidentally leaving your first born child at the gates of hell
MORE REASONS WHY NORWEGIAN FOREST CATS ARE THE BEST:
Norwegian forest cats are the best.
They look like little snow lions.
The colloquial term for them is “skogkatten”.
They’re also called “fairy cats” in Norway, because they’re so pretty.
They run down trees headfirst.
They’re fricking gigantic and they purr really loud.
They literally walk over snow like motherloving Legolas.
In Norse mythology, skogkatts pull the goddess Freya’s carriage.
Who doesn’t want a carriage pulled by cats?
Viking cats. End of story.
Oh what a terrible thing it appears that I haven’t reblogged these glorious beasts this year yet